One of the fun parts of being governor, Chris Christie tells the schoolchildren:
“Any bugs on your desk, you’re allowed to kill them without getting in trouble.”
Faced with an uninvited visitor making himself comfortable in his office, the New Jersey governor didn’t wait for his bodyguards. He sent the trespasser to his doom: Splat!
Video of the 50-year-old governor greasing a spider, as his fourth-grader Bridget and tour-taking classmates giggled, was posted on his YouTube channel today.
“Where is he?” the governor said, stooping over his desk. “There he is.”
Icky things, somehow, are always “he.”
A child, spotting an office tool, suggested: “Let’s staple him.” The remark, one presumes, was directed toward the critter and not the 50-year-old Republican who is running for a second term.
Christie instead chose his left hand, and that was the end of that. The children laughed and clapped.
“Thank you very much,” he said. “That’s also another fun part of being governor. Any bugs on your desk — you’re allowed to kill them without getting in trouble.”
Michael Drewniak, a spokesman for Christie, said the governor is not, in fact, arachnophobic.
“Impressive constituent relations,” Drewniak, referring to the governor’s young visitors, said in an e-mail. “Too bad fourth-graders can’t vote.”
We couldn’t help but think of President Barack Obama’s equally cool-handed swatting of a fly during an interview with CNBC a few years back. “Nice,” said interviewer John Harwood.
“I got the sucker,” the president said proudly.
(Aren’t the spiders supposed to take care of the flies?)